hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada

#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets



cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.



compliment:

do you ever feel so disappointed and you just want to run anywhere 





I miss you more and more each day, I don’t see how this is possible



cumfort:

its not you its your url

(Source: cumfort)




litlpup:

rincewitch:

art-of-whore:

tapdancers:

honestly this might be the most important video of our generation

holy FUCK NO NO NO THIS CAN NOT BE FUCKING REAL NO I REFUSE I FUCKING REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS THIS IS INSANE HE WAS ON THE FUCKING PHONE DID A BUNCH OF FRONT FLIPS MADE IT AND THEN DID MORE FRONT FLIPS ON THE GROUND WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK

i compulsively watch this every time it appears on my dash

he backflipped his oWN SHIRT OFF

(Source: basedpidgeot)



junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

image

a challenger approaches 

image

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he comes

We add this

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And now we have this

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Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

(Source: azraneggacy)



arachnephiliac:

i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now